He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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