Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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