so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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