Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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