woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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