question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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