this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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