dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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