oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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