Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
These tits shall not be calmed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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