Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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