I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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