I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
