pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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