i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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