Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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