Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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