my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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