whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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