he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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