dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wish there were birth control emojis
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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