ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
