how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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