i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
