No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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