Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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