You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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