I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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