they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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