It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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