And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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