I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
she peed on how many people?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm really busy with my period
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