Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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