nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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