I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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