I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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