HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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