More tranny stories later!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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