alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
