Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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