I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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