you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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