I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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