my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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