No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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