Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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