I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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