More tranny stories later!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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