Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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