Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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