your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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