That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
