We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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